It wasn’t long before Wanda realized the drugs had in fact kicked in.

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Apparently at some point while attempting to dazzle up our blog we created a second one which we only update accidentally. So here is the real blog:

http://lmpblog.tumblr.com/

Sorry for the confusion!

The 6 phases of Malko:

Phase One: Excitement over new surroundings

Phase Two: Exhaustion from Phase One

Phase Three: Affection towards new master

Phase Four: Initial display of higher thinking ability

Phase Five: Counter balancing display of emotional depth

Phase Six: Total mind control. 

Batman gets a rub out AND necrophiliac fashion!

Note the current popular searches, and the day’s date.

I used to work with Olga and recently got in touch with her on Facebook. Here is our conversation, which is private between she and I.

Steve

holy shit olga you are so hot in your pictures!

2:28amOlga

)))

2:28amSteve

you are married now!

2:29amOlga

Hey, Steve!!!Soo goog to hear from you!!!

yes, one year ago

how are you?

2:29amSteve

i am good! I got divorced 2 years ago. I do not look as good in bikini as you though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoa1-CTxLW0&feature=channel

this is my sexy video

i have been a sex symbol in chicago for quite some years

2:34amSteve

It is fun here, it goes, popularity-wise, 1) Michael Jordan 2) Walter Payton 3) Dennis Rodman 4) Mike Ditka 5) Sammy Sosa 6) Me 7) Brian Urlacher 8) Wilco 9) Common 10) Kanye West so yeah it is cool

2:34amOlga

))I am at work now and look up the video at home since youtube is banned here

2:35amSteve

ok!

2:35amOlga

do you ever see anyone from brew city we worked with&

2:35amSteve

Just J

2:36amOlga

What do you do now?

I see on the puct parting allthe time ))

pics*

2:37amSteve

Oh yes. Pretty much my hole life is party time on Clark Street and other streets.

2:37amOlga

))

2:39amSteve

I want you to be star on my blog

Olga

))

how is that?

2:40amSteve

it is amazing. you will see.

testing 1 2 3

“what the hyell am I gonna do with thyis?!”

I go to the classy laundromat.

I go to the classy laundromat.

that’s right- I go to the classy laundromat.

Word is trickling in thru the LMP wire database that Miss Farrah Fawcett has not much longer to live. So this is an early RIP of sorts. Also, apologies to Ed McMahon for this belated farewell. Goodbye Ed and Farrah.

LMP. Saying goodbye to the gone stars of tomorrow…today. Except Ed. Ed died a few days ago. So it’s just saying goodbye to one gone star of tomorrow today, actually.

irenechicago:

I just watched this short by Jan Svankmajer. He’s a Czech artist who experiments with claymation. It’s called Darkness/Light/Darkness and is a man building himself out of clay.